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Goofy Caption Contest 2010 Photo 5 Entries:
- NOBODY pulls the old yawn-and-put-his-arm-around-my-shoulder trick with THE BETTY! Dumbass.
- Wanted for murder by St. Olaf tales
- I guess that last stunt on Golden Girls went too far.
- Betty White arrested for sexual harassment after her Snickers commercial.
- This is my bad-ass senior criminal look – are you scared yet?
- Rose Nylon was captured after years on the lam, charged with inflicting mental abuse. She is now in the county jail while her roommates are at Brookfield mental institution muttering “St. Olaf, St. Olaf.” When questioned about this, ms. Nylon said and I quote, “This would never happen if we were in St. Olaf. Did I ever tell you the story about Big Sven and Little Ingrid and the time their sheep was in the county jail? It was a lvely fall day, during the herring festival…”
Vote for the winner by writing the number to your favorite caption in your comment. If one of your captions is here, feel free to recruit friends and fellow bloggers to vote for you! Voting closes on Saturday, April 3. Winners will be announced next week.
April 2nd, 2010 at 9:11 am
#3!
Hope you had a great trip!
April 2nd, 2010 at 9:55 am
I’m loving number 4! :)
April 2nd, 2010 at 10:09 am
#3!
April 2nd, 2010 at 10:13 am
#3 for me
April 2nd, 2010 at 11:24 am
I don’t like an of them. How about -- Getting old is hell!?
April 2nd, 2010 at 12:10 pm
#3 for sure!
April 2nd, 2010 at 1:20 pm
I like #1. :)